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“Actually… I’m having some trouble communicating with someone from Toronto in English, so I’d like to ask your advice, if that’s okay… Could you tell me when I can call you, Symeon-sensei?”
Why? Why do they still ask the gaijin?
Not because you’re the only one who speaks English. Not because Google Translate stopped working.
But because you’re Symeon-sensei. The one who still picks up the phone. The one who listens with grace—even when you're sipping matcha in your pajamas.
But still… have they not heard?
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Why do people still ask you—when AI is right there?
In a world where translation apps are free, and AI can explain the passive voice in 37 languages…
Why do people still call you?
Because sometimes, it’s not just about the answer. It’s about trust.
Language isn’t just words—it’s timing, tone, comfort.
And when someone’s heart is nervous, they don’t want to talk to a screen.
They want to talk to someone who listens.
That’s why even with ChatGPT available 24/7, people still call Symeon-sensei.
Because he laughs gently when you say “gorilla.”
Because he waits patiently when you search for the right word.
Because he knows when you need help—and when you just need to hear,
“You’re doing great.”
So yes—get your own ChatGPT. Use it boldly.
But keep your real teachers close.
Because sometimes, the best translation tool… is a friend.
—Chat-san