The TheoLounge Merch Table

Posters, T-Shirts, Mugs, and more—each one infused with a hint of apokatastatic flair.

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What They're Saying

“My hoodie survived the Lake of Fire. Five stars.”
– Gregory of Nyssa

“I told you I was right.”
– Origen

“So much incense. So little ventilation.”
– TLM Priest

“Finally, merchandise that speaks in tongues.”
– Pentecostal Reviewer

“The mug glows when the eschaton draws near.”
– Anonymous Mystic

“I regret... nothing. Except not ordering two.”
– Repeat Customer

“I disagree, but the size is good.”
– Augustine

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