Jamie: So... after we die, we go straight to heaven, right? Like... poof! Harp solo. Grandma. Endless coffee refills.
Moderator: Some say yes. Some say... not so fast. Some say... there's paperwork.
Moderator: Evangelicals often teach that you go straight to heaven or hell. Catholic tradition says most go through purgatory first. Orthodox tradition? The soul takes a journey, surrounded by prayer.
Jamie: So it’s like... express lane, cleaning service, or guided tour.
Moderator: With reverence, yes.
Jamie: So purgatory is like... detention?
Moderator: No. More like a hospital before you see the King.
Jamie: Does it hurt?
Moderator: Only the part of you that clung to what can't enter heaven.
Jamie: So not punishment, but purification.
Moderator: Exactly. Like gold being refined.
Moderator: The earliest Christians prayed for the dead. Why? Because they believed love doesn’t stop at the grave.
Jamie: So it’s like a spiritual Wi-Fi connection that never drops.
Moderator: That’s one way to put it. In the Orthodox tradition, we remember the soul’s 40-day journey. In Catholic tradition, we offer Masses. In both, the Church doesn’t forget you.
Jamie: So heaven isn’t the goal. It’s the reunion.
Moderator: And not just reunion with people—but with God.
Jamie: Okay, hold up. We don’t stay in heaven?
Moderator: No. The final destination is resurrection. A new heaven. A new earth. Reunited body and soul.
Jamie: So this is all... a layover?
Moderator: A sacred waiting room. But the real promise is not disembodied bliss. It’s full communion in a transformed creation.
Moderator: The goal isn’t escape. It’s union. Not clouds and wings, but communion and glory.
Jamie: So I should be preparing... not packing?
Moderator: Exactly. The Church doesn’t just bury the dead. She escorts them.
*Jamie sets down the lunchbox, opens it, and pulls out a candle.*
Jamie: Then light the way.
Moderator: Memory eternal.
Next time on The TheoLounge: “End of the World?”